tailgater

1. A woman that will only engage in anal sex.

"You won't get her pregnant. She's a tailgater."

by jookie January 5, 2009

dragon tail

usually two tails coming from the back of the hair. Can be one side only.

zomg Vk, leave ma dragon tail alone, i think you should cut your fringe

by Mr.Dragontail November 11, 2007

tailbush

The furry display when a woman bends over or is on all fours and you have a clear view of all her junk from the rear, that little bit of "hair hangdown" is called a "tailbush"

That bitch hasn't shaved her twat since puberty! Look at her bent over with no panties.....She's got some MAJOR TAILBUSH action goin on!

by zuluwarrior February 5, 2009

Cat tail

When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.

Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.

by PooBone October 18, 2013

Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail

A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.

A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.

The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.

Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.

"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."

by benighse June 27, 2009

Russian Rat Tail

The yanking of your partners pubic hair during the act of making love.

Suzie's crotch has a giant bald spot because Peter gave her a Russian Rat Tail while plunging deep into her anus.

by Murphs Baby Dick October 6, 2009

monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by tony January 28, 2004