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Padewan trailer 

(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.
Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?

Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.
Padewan trailer by mhibma February 20, 2006

Horse Trailer 

an extremly unatractive woman who has a primal atraction to mentally challenged people, she owns her own hoarse and drives it around in her hoarse trailer, her daddy will try to keep her away from her boyfriends, but all she will say is "YOU CANT STOP ME DADDY I LOVE HIM" she is mortal enemies with what is only known as the darcy wildcat, who can transform between jenna, darcy, jendar, and wildcat darcy who shares the same twisted fetish for mentally handicapped people
heather rice the original Horse Trailer
Horse Trailer by Captain Kool June 26, 2009

explosion trailer 

A trailer for a movie with heavy use of explosions. The term "explosion trailer" is always preceded by a number indicating the amount of explosions.

Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.

Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
After seeing the seven-explosion trailer for Timecop III, all the boys in Ms. Shull's 9th grade homeroom couldn't wait to see it.

FEMA Trailer

proper noun, 1. a place free of rent where you can plug your flat screen up in your bedroom and see it in your kitchen.
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama
1. Dude, you livin' hoodrich in the FEMA trailer; can I play you XBox 360 on you flat screen while you pour me a glass of Cristal?
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.
FEMA Trailer by neens May 15, 2006

teaser trailer 

adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...
"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"

Havre-de-Grace-Trailer 

A trailer reeking of stale reused condoms, frozen TV dinners for Jeff, puke from someone overeating despite a stomach stapling, infidelity, a bastard child dating military dirt, toxic fumes from cheap space heaters, and Bo B.O.;
Man that trailer stinks like a Havre-de-Grace-Trailer!