thaimond

A being of extreme divinity often presence of a huge event or intense intellect. The few humans who have ever been in its presence becomes blessed with fortune, inteligense and a sense of self

Person 1: After i felt Thaimond, my rank went up to diamond

Person 2: you lucky bastard
Person 1: I can speak to god

by Wheatbox March 23, 2017

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

tahitian goodbye

The act of leaving a gathering without saying goodbye, after stealing all of the host's weed.

That was a great party, and I pulled a Tahitian goodbye -- who wants to get high?

by Ergodang! April 19, 2017

thaidan

An Asian

Thaidan lived in Asia

by Aurthor May 30, 2017

thai-thu

Thai-Thu is a Vietnamese girl full of hidden charms. She may seem like a quiet, shy girl when you look at her, but after you befriend her you’ll meet the talkative, easy-going, kind-hearted and beautiful girl that she is. Thai-Thu is very likeable and can get along with almost anyone. She has a lot of acquaintances, but only a couple really close friends.

Boy 1: Whats your ideal type, bro?
Boy 2: I don’t know, man. I just want a trustworthy, smart girl. Wouldn’t hurt if she plays the piano and loves being physical too.
Boy 1: Oh, you mean a thai-thu?

by blueturtlepie January 13, 2018

Thai Hello

When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.

"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018

thailen

Thailen has 2 brothers and 2 sisters he is a game head,loves to eat and is always crying

Thailen

by Urbandictoinary667 February 4, 2018