Teenager 

a person who varies from the worst bastard to the polite angel that everyone watches.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.

1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.

1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole

Teenager by Fudgeman124 September 11, 2023

teenager 

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

teenager by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

Teenagery 

When someone is acting like a teen

Mom you’re acting teenagery.

Teenagery by Ahava Eaden September 7, 2025

Teenageslop

Content (such as apps, trends, clothing ect.) that is poorly made but is shared en-masse by the teenage community.

You shouldn't buy that, it's teenageslop.

Teenageslop by Ecrisaty October 19, 2025

teenager

mfs who are between 12 and 18 years old and have the ability to goon

teenager: *goons*
parent: STOP GOONING
teenager: fuck you
parent: *gets belt*
teenager: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

teenager by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

pukey teenager 

Teenagers whos only input to society are misanthropic comments, excessive text messaging and emo facebook status updates.

Look at that pukey teenager on her cell phone 24/7.
She is such a pukey teen with updating her facebook status every ten minutes.

pukey teenager by Bunny19 January 22, 2010

swedish teenager 

A person who probably suffers from anxiety or depression because of the stressfull Environment in school, or just because of lack of Sunlight during the Cold seasons, and having to Wake up way too early for school.

She looks like a dead rat.

Oh yeah, I see that, she is clearly a typical Swedish teenager.

swedish teenager by thekillingofcandide September 1, 2020