Hawaiian Submarine

The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.

Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!

by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021

The Subbans

Act of dragging ones buttocks across the ground thus creating a trail of caca which recreates the effort Jonas has to exude each shift

Jonas Siegenthaler is a good defenseman but he has a bad case of the Subbans.

by DevRickus October 31, 2021

Yellow Submarine

One of the few songs by The Beatles where Ringo Starr is the lead singer. Also one of their greatest songs ever.

(Ringo)

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed into the sun
'Til we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

(All)

We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

throat submarine

when a woman won’t take her meds and her man has to help, it goes like this.. a man puts a pill in his weenie hole then deep throats his lady, when the big boy white serum is about to be launched he holds it in her throat forcing down the pill.

last night she wouldn’t take her add pills so i had to throat submarine her.

by 2-LayZ March 20, 2022

2021 subaru impreza

The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.

Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.

by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022

Reverse submarine

The name for a woman when she is pregnant with multiple children.

“Damn! That girl is all reverse submarine like.”

“Who’s the sailor who pulled a reverse submarine on that poor young lady?”

“Whose aboard your reverse submarine?”

by Tall T 09 May 27, 2023

Akehoshi Subaru Theorem

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.

“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”

by boopsae October 11, 2023