switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.

#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.

by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

SwitchBag

The oldest person alive, he was there in the garden of Eden. he invented fire. he was one of Jesus's followers. he helped paint the Mona Lisa. he discovered America first. this man is so old he is ready to be fossilized.

SwitchBag, I'm sorry but you are old.

by SwitchBag December 26, 2021

Switchenater

A YouTuber that makes videos about games and talks on discord

That (Switchenater) guy on YouTube is pretty talented

by Doofenshmertzevilincorporated December 30, 2021

Switchway

Quite simply, the best Nintendo Switch hacking community out there.

Joe Blow - "I'm sick of using confusing, untrustworthy guides to hack my Switch."
Miyamoto-San - "You really should check out Switchway, them fuckers have cost us millions helping 1000's of people hack their Switch."

by Stinky, Thieving Racoon September 10, 2022

Switchin' To Glide

Sex position. Popularized in the 1981 song of the same name.

I had trouble doing it the normal way so I tried switchin' to glide and it was easier to penetrate and glide in and out.

by Original_unoriginality November 10, 2022

Stritch

Foreskin. It's replaceable with foreskin.

"hey bro, are you circumcised?"

"Nah, I still got my stritch."

by Gluurp April 25, 2023

stitch-counter

Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.

That unit is full of stitch-counters

by therealguyguy July 30, 2023