Saunch

The action of tightening an object just before the point of damaging or rendering the same object unusable.

"Hey Doss, you want me to saunch those jam nuts down on them their fittings?"

by Heeder April 26, 2023

Scunch

When you're sitting in a kayak that's half on sand, half in the water, you inch forward and afloat by "scunching".

You don't need a push. Just scunch a few times and get your kayak into the water.

by anonymous July 21, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

staunch

used to describe a person walking quickly and with an obvious destination.

defining features of a staunch:
- arms swinging alongside body to increase walking pace
- stern face looking in the direction they are going
- taking large steps

“oi look at her, she’s on a staunch!” - jim
“shit, good luck to whoever she’s going to see” - bob

by fluffyducky August 26, 2023

stincher

One who is due for some stinching

Alex ritter hates stinchers

by Stinch hater June 13, 2023

stench-hole

A prostitute freshly used, but no so clean, butthole.

That stench-hole was so foul, I couldn't sticking my wrench in that.

by Skip Johnson Sr. June 23, 2023

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024