strateer

1:(literal social gaming definition) Someone who is both resigned and "gay" for super efficiency and time management throughout the course of a work day
2:(party/dating scene definition) The only way they can appeal to women is through their tears...either because she feels blindedly self assured in her ability to discern male psychology or because she can genuine see through his pride and formality in social settings.....This can be troubling to her if he's able to distract from these feelings with little effort...

"That guy is strateer in every sense....he avoids women because of his devotion to time management, and he cries when a girl dumps him after three long and meaningful meetings....I want to sit next to him and make him cry.....and then make his heart stop!"

-Girl 1

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

strateavage

The strategic use of cleavage in order to achieve a goal, such as a tip as a waitress, or a job.

"Today I have that interview over at GlobeCorp. Luckily I'm wearing that low-cut blouse to give me that strateavage advantage.

by CosRyan November 30, 2011

Stouter

The term "stouter" often refers to a group/collab of DJ's who brag about their mid-range DJ equipment and produce basic drum beat loops with FL Studio.

Often known as a Stouter Squad.

Raymond: You guys are the biggest stouter crew I know.

Cornwall: Nah man we just love da bass. Pioneer 4 lief! <3

by Updesh, the Creator September 19, 2011

Strategy Beam

Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.

Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!

by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012

Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

stratesticles

Word used to describe someone who goes to extreme, but successful lengths in order to achieve intercourse

Hey man, did u see Jimmy's stratesticles last night with that chick?

by dBice90 May 29, 2015