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Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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