Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 3, 2021

Around the back stranger

The action of numbing ones hand and reaching around the back and through the thigh gap in order to masturbate your genatles.

One really good way to masterbate is by doing the around the back stranger.

by Jakingoff6969 January 16, 2014

Scranchy

(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.

That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.

by scranchy1 February 28, 2011

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

reverse stranger

When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.

I was tired of the same old wank, so I gave my self a reverse stranger

by PeeTee P October 26, 2004

strangerdanger

A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.

a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"

by josty December 16, 2007