Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

starfisting

When engaging in coitus, an individual shoves one's hand up the vaginal canal while simultaneously opening their palm and spreading their fingers within the canal. Usually accompanied by the sudden declaration of "STARFIST!"Extremely painful to the vagina.

Jenny: "So what do you wanna do tonight?"

Forrest: "Well I don't kn--STARFIST!"

Jenny: "*&$*#($*%#*$#@#!#$(*%" "I didn't mean starfisting!"

by BrownManRah August 5, 2011

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.

Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"

by ryza77 May 1, 2007

chocolate star-fish

Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.

So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!

by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014

Starfished

This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline

"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"

"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"

by Andy Gray May 6, 2004