Soldier

1. A member of the Army who is constantly deployed defending the United States.

2. A man who while deployed gets fucked over by his girlfriend/fiancee/wife

3. A man who's constantly cheated on because she "just can't take it anymore" while he's in Iraq.
The Literal Translation is I can't wait for you when I have so much cock filling me.

1. Billy is not here for 15 months, hes a Soldier in Iraq

2. - Isn't she engaged to Billy?
- Not anymore, Billys a Soldier which means hes gone and she needs to fuck something.

3. - This isn't working out anymore, your a soldier who is away and I want as many penises in me as I can before you come back and I craw back to you.

by WhoMeNever June 13, 2008

Sploded

To get as high as humanly possible,
to ender so much THC that your mind is in an alternate state

After this bag we are so gonna be sploded!!!

While smoking in our car we got sploded.

by Pookie420 May 1, 2009

i-spod

Someone who actually believes that owning an Ipod has changed his life for the better, and makes it his mission to convert others to his cause.

Tom's become a total i-spod, man

by lozza December 14, 2004

Wooden Soldiers

A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.

Also known as "wuuden soljaz"

Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers

"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"

by DannyTheMan April 13, 2007

Flame soldier

A poster on a: forum, youtube video, comment section, or photo gallery who starts or joins a flame war of arguing/flaming one another in a comment section.

Commonly found on youtube from critic comments, or from a troll's comment/post. In the Example below:User C is a secondary flame soldier, while user B is the primary flame soldier. User A is "possibly" a troll.

User D is the "smoke alarm" who points out the flame war.

Youtube user A: Wow, this video sucked
user B: Dude! STFU! U don't know real music!
User A: wow, its caleed being a critic, so shut up homo.
User B: Who are you calling a homo? You can't even type right!
User A: At lest I dont wtch pr0n all dae!
User C: Your "critic" side sucks anyways!!! I r 1337, u n00b. That wer awesome!
User D: wow... call in some more flame soldiers, we have a flame war... -.-

by nice2835 March 6, 2010

Stephanie Spalding

If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.

"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."

by djpoundcake December 20, 2015

one dead soldier

Nickname for a bottle, often liquor but can be soda or anything else, that has been fully releived of its contents

"ahhh... One dead soldier *hic!* Hand me another Schlitz, willya?"

by Charles Hazelwood January 22, 2005