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A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.

Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers

"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
by DannyTheMan April 09, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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