Smoking Mirror

The most potent weed ever. Originated in the Aztecs. Smoke is Pure White. The mexican gangs are the only one who still grow it making it insanely rare. Sometimes some slips out of Mexico though. The only states to have smoking mirror are, California, Maryland, and New York.

Damn yo you got that smoking mirror?! That shits hella rare!

by k+j January 25, 2011

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 11, 2010

smoking tongue

when u take a hit from
joint,bong,pipe ext.
then kiss a girl/boy
and blow it in her/his mouth

damn i was smoking tongue with karla
your fuckin weird
fuck u guys

by guru marijuana March 4, 2009

smart smoking

when its really cold someone takes a cigarette and starts to pretend smoking without lighting the cig. in fact the smoke that comes out the mouth is just steam, but it looks cool.

Greg is against smoking, but wanted to seem cool so he just started smart smoking and two chicks came around him.

by AZ4life March 5, 2009

Smoking from Shooting

Used after doing something that takes a lot of effort and/or time, also after doing some "hard work"
Also literally means after shooting your gun smoke flows from the barrel.
Commonly said as Smokin' from shootin'
Also the name of a My Morning Jacket song

1. Putting up those shelves got me smoking from shooting

2. Guy 1: Hey good job in the marathon!

Guy 2: Yeah it was hard, i'm smokin' from shootin'

3. My favourite My Morning Jacket song is Smokin' from

Shootin'

by joe... or something November 26, 2010

Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"

Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!

by Crolojoe August 5, 2011

the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

by Alexandra July 24, 2008