Sporkal

"A Plate full of Left Overs"
Cleaning up the Christmas table after lunch, we decided the left overs once put on plates, needed a name. Most meals create them, nearly every fridge in Australia has one..

Every Christmas mum sends us home with a huge Sporkal from Christmas Lunch.

by WisehartsCBG January 10, 2023

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

SPORKABLE

ABLE TO BE ATE WITH A SPORK.

THE FOOD WAS COMPLETELY SPORKABLE.

by MARYCJOOPER January 28, 2023

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Splonky

The highest honour. The most based of people, the absolute expression of happiness for another person!

Yeah :) You too, you splonky

by The Turkish Conquester May 21, 2023

splornched

a tier above zonched.

This shit got me splornched.

by robbyp June 12, 2023

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023