bob splosh

a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash

Guy 1: "fuck man i had to bob splosh last night because everyone was asleep"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"

by coomlord February 15, 2020

Splush

To dominate or beat.

I'll splush on you!

by DK22 April 13, 2011

Splisha

The sound piss makes when it hits the toilet

I went to the bathroom and my pee went splisha in the toilet.

by Dukeymane October 28, 2018

splashbox

coolest little dude.

splashbox the hedgehog or:
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www.myspace.com/splash_box

Oh did you see splashobox's wheel covered in shit?

Splashbox loves kevin and amanda.

by minusamanda March 30, 2009

spliah

The name spliah was used to define a horse penis that is black.

"look at that horses spliah, its almost touching the ground.."

by isaac jewson lewes February 8, 2010

Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

Splash Rat

A river rafting enthusiast.

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.

by spendogg242 May 18, 2010