Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

Spank Your Grandma Day

the day where you spank your grandma

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020

Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.

She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.

by Frideezy January 30, 2009

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012