sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

sperm germ by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

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sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

sperm check by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013

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Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

Sperm Web by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

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sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

sperm ninja by THE T!M February 26, 2015

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Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

Sperm pit by NikNakNoo June 14, 2015

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sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out

I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city

sperm spitting gutter hoe by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016

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sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

sperm miser by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016