Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.

by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).

person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes

by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

Sloppy Jop

A Very Poor Quality Blowjob

Person 1: I Want To Get A Blowjob From Leland,
Person 2: Really? I Heard He Only Gives Sloppy Jops

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 14, 2020

Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.

P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!

by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021

the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby

by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

Compliment Shopping

Criticizing ones self in hopes that someone will compliment you afterword.

When a sexy bitch says something like "my ass is ugly" so that you will say "your ass looks great"- Compliment Shopping

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009