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Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.
A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.
by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010
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Pfizer Smile

A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?

Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
by utardedcunt June 16, 2022
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four-finger smile

A smile where one's mouth is open enough to fit four fingers.
When taking a picture, the photographer might say "do a four-finger smile!" to make the people in the picture look as though they were happy.
by Aalto on Waves January 7, 2012
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Slizered

to get drunk and high and the same time.
i was halla slizered yesterday.
by mattmcclune May 17, 2007
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smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"
by Shane August 11, 2003
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super size

An adjective used by McDonalds and other fast-food restaurants meaning that the largest possible fries and drink will be coming with your meal.
I got my #1 super sized. Can you imagine eating this junk three times a day like that guy in the movie Super Size Me?
by mikwat May 23, 2004
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size

To size (or size-up) is to sum up or evaluate something/someone.
Person 1: Did you size-up the other team?
Person 2: Yeah they suck, we'll win this match for sure!
by sexyer1 September 1, 2005
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