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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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Shobbing

When tourists our other out of towners flock to a local town, the shops will start 'shobbing;' rising the prices of their stock.
Dude, have you been to Weston Super Mare? All the shops round there are proper shobbing lately.

I've been proper shobbed: The WH Smiths in Tranmere charged me 60p for a packet of skittles!
by M.arelsdeer August 27, 2009
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Skobbejak

A fokker (OFNN natives) who says "Nope.... unfortunately"
A skobbejak wat hy is smart is nie altyd so donners smart nie
by Koedoe May 2, 2018
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nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)
Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.
by donedeal November 13, 2005
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shlobble

pieces of poo that go on ur nose whilst licking a girl out from behind
by ralph lawson October 10, 2003
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SlobFather

A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!
Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!
by Rumplenutz September 24, 2021
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slob mentality

A resolve, desire or willingness to slob (give oral sex). Sort of like mob mentality, contrary to popular belief, this can apply to either men or women.
"Every girl in sight looked like peaches and pie, mmmm, I was on some slob mentality last night."
"This girl wouldn't take no for an answer, she had straight up slob mentality!"
by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004
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