Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.

@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.

Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.

by Darth Pop February 28, 2023

School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.

Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”

by TheJokerLaughs March 9, 2023