Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020

One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her

he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

Simaism

The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....

1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage

by simamb January 15, 2009