Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
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by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020

Simp

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

by Simpin November 13, 2019

Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020

Simp

A Simple Individual Minded Pimp

A "Simp" is someone who sleeps with the hoes and doesn't meet with the bros

by Menstral Man May 20, 2020

Simp

Lil bitch who talks to girls for three months but is too scared to hold hands. Rejects hot girls because his heart aches for true love, but he won't get any because he's a simp. Always with the shawty (not actually his shawty). He kinda cute do 😳😳😳

Lucas Gonzales is such a simp, almost as much as his friend Davis.

by Anna and Lucas December 13, 2019

Simp

Simp-A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Alex is a simp

by Andytown April 3, 2020