Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF

man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right

by youknow1998 September 6, 2011

Vegan Shake

A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.

guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes

by gimmeashske March 12, 2013

to shake a stick at

Term used to describe a women that is worth remembering for the "spank bank" later.

She's nothin' to shake a stick at but she's not bad looking.

by gibbys folly November 16, 2013

Harlem Shake

The process of entering a hospital located in Harlem and finding the epileptic ward. One then proceeds to toss a Flash Bang Grenade and watch the patients "get loose" and shake their entire bodies.

I tossed a Flash Band and watched the legit harlem shake

by dongkong September 30, 2014

spittin' shakespeare

talking a lot of meaningless junk

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!

by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016

Tubesteak shake

The act of pulling a tampon out with your teeth and shaking it back and forth like a bulldog while it hits your ears.

Friend 1- "hey man, are your ears sunburnt?
Friend 2- "nah man, I did the tubesteak shake with my girl last night, they're just a little stained.

by Bag nag June 15, 2017