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sheon

an annoying puni cunt who munches on curry all day. He is secretly hated by all of his friends, he cannot handle substances and is always a liability. A sheons mother is typically very safe and thirsty for asian teenagers. A sheon is most annoying at parties due to the attentions it needs.
Holy shit shut the fuck up sheon
Sheon no one cares
fuck off sheon
by Jumping snake 34 November 3, 2022
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Shlong

It’s The Perfect Size Cock, It’s Thick And About 6.5-7 Inches. It’s Smaller Then A Shalong But Taste Amazing, Just Like A Shalong. It Will Make You Shake And Fall Off The Bed And Squirt All Over. You Will Drip Cum Out Your Perfect Tight Gapped Hole And Shlong And Be Liquified Perfect
Daddy Says Young Son; Can I Taste And Feel Your Shlong.
Young Son Says; AHYA Daddy I Gonna Jackhammer Your Booty Hole Like I Banging The Concrete And Face Fuck Overflow Your Mouth And Make You Moan All Night And Making You Shake And Looking Like Frosty The Snow Man Filled Up.
Daddy Says To Young Son; FUCK YES PAPI DO IT FROM THE SUNRISE TO THE NEXT SUN RISE DIG AND PLOW ALL AROUND SEXY YOUNG SON PAPI.
Young Son Say; Ok Daddy Kong, And Bends Daddy Over All Around The House In Every Position And Overflows His Creamy Milk Shake In Daddy Cave And Makes Sure He Cannot Walk The Next Week makes Daddy Shake And Squirt And Eyes Go white Like BROLY From Dragon Ball Super Young Son Turns Daddy Into A Vanilla Frosty From Wendy's.
Daddy Says To Young Son; PAPI SON OHHHHH YAAAA HAEDER FASTER DIG IT IN ROUGHER SEXY PAPI FREAKY MONKEY EXPLODE IN THERE STOMACH DEEP FUCK ALL THAT CREAM IN AND FUCK IT OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AHHHYAAA OHHHH YAAAA FUCK PAPI SON AHHHYAAA Slow Down Papi son It’s to much AHYA
Young Son; Daddy you booty hole drippin ocean milk everywhere you licking it up after I am done Get your head back in the pillow I Ain’t Slowing down until I finish my exploding VANILLA creamsicle
Daddy says to young son; Yes My Sexy Amazing Papi monkey son get freaky wild unleash your inter most freak And Go BERSERKER
Young Son Says; If You Wish Daddy Freaky Love Toy.; Prepare For Impact!
by Donkey Kong Flawless November 11, 2022
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Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.
Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.
by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022
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shdong

Giiiiirl, he gave me his shdong and now I don't know how to act.

He unzipped his pants and pulled out his shdong.
by Patricia12 September 26, 2022
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shlong

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.
by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022
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Shlonk

A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.
Tonight on Impractical Jokers, our Big Looser is getting shlonked
by PatchworkArk December 12, 2022
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shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women
my shlong is hard
by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022
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