shelf queen

Someone who buys video games with no intention of playing them and only uses them as decorations and for hopes that they will one day be worth lots of money.

These fucking shelf queens are causing retro games to go up in value.

by ghostthecuck May 13, 2016

Serff

A faggot. That fallows Dakota around. Pesent for all your fettishes. Gets no puss and has no friends, accept for Dakota.

Your such a serff, u fay retard

by Uhhhhhhhhhh_retard November 7, 2016

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

Sher

A way of spelling "sure".

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"
Boy: "sher"

by Yami Tsuki August 24, 2008

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

shelf

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

by emalicia August 31, 2007

shelf esteem

When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.

When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.

by jonnimac November 21, 2010