ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

Dead Sheeran

What you call Ed Sheeran if he is no longer living.

Sheerio: What do you call Ed Sheeran that's no longer living?
Ed: Dead Sheeran.

by Zhou Li Zhi November 16, 2025

thats what thetly ed sheeran)

thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.

do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!

by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021

Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

The Ed Sheeran Effect

When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.

Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Blue Ed Sheeran

Blue Ed Sheeran is a meme on Reddit where someone named Alex is talking about how they are traumatized from their photo of Ed Sheeran getting corrupted and turning blue. Then, someone who's account was named Blue Ed Sheeran texted "Hello", and made Alex's trauma worse.

To this day, I am traumatized by Blue Ed Sheeran.

by AKidFromCarmen January 29, 2026