a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
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The robust bus lady bent over exposing her heart shaped hiney to which all the men vomited up their lunch that was prepared by twelve spanish penguins selling deoderant door to door
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I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.
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