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Swag Swinger

One who ties their swag to a stick and whips it around in a circle-like fashion.
Joe just tied his swag to a stick and performed the "swag swinger" move. Unfortunately, people named Joe have no swag, and he looked like a fool with a stick.
by TheTStopper November 30, 2011
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Stop swinging

To tell someone to stop overly supporting or defending someone in some way, usually verbal; as in stop swinging off the person's dick; get off their dick.
He (a third person) is fake as hell.

He's a good guy.

You really need to Stop swinging.
by CinemaLover August 30, 2012
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The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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malinga swinger

The Malinga Swinger was created by the cricket bowler Lasith Malinga, in which the bowler swings his arm out very low to the side when released. It is very unorthodo, looks bad and is quite inaccurate, but it is very quick and powerful.
Guy 1: Did you see Oscar bowl?

Guy 2: yeah, it was a real Malinga Swinger
by yoyo513315 May 7, 2015
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Circle swing

When a man takes his quasi-erect penis and swings it round and round in a circle, only using his hips like he's hula hooping.
To get my lady in the mood after a long night of drinking, I like to drop my pants and show her a good 'ol circle swing.
by Waffles88 September 14, 2015
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Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"
by Mali656 December 1, 2017
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haunted swingset

When you fuck a woman in a sex swing in the dark, and you have friends hiding in the dark come jerk off on her without her knowing
"For our anniversary, he gave me a haunted swingset."
by Mcketcham May 31, 2018
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