spider juan

Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies and then and then he takes them to his house."

by wildfred2004 January 29, 2015

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

the spider is on the bookshelf

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.

Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.

by t.nu August 26, 2009

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

spider hole

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.

I would love to penetrate that spider hole!

by C CO PROWLER August 12, 2006

spider

A spider, aka arachnid, is an eight-legged creature of doom. Humans eat eight of them a year in their sleep. Matt Bellamy has stated his wish that gravity on earth were less so that they would all die. Then again, he also said we were derived from them. Not the most reliable source.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A SPIDER! RUN!"
"Chill out - oh shit, nevermind, let's haul ass."

by Rachel D. August 26, 2007

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007