Senior

An lazy man who doesn't have a job. Sleeps all day long and doesn't take showers. A senior will often find a good way to pass the time by having sex with men.

"Don't grow up to be a Senior, son."

by Anonymous 6800 August 2, 2021

Park Center Senior High

A school that mainly focuses on sports, ummm when i say that i really mean just basketball. There is some ghetto kids from Brooklyn Center but not all. Most Park Center students come from Brooklyn Park , Northeast of Brooklyn Park near Champlin Park, and a little of cities like Osseo & Maple Grove. This school is very good if you play basketball wayyy better than osseo. Maple Grove is cool but osseo we hate! THIS SCHOOL IS GOOD IF U GET A GOOD FRIEND group u will enjoy… the main dominance is Asian leading up is African American / Black American then whites then latinos. overall it’s a good school !!!!!

Park Center Senior High GOOO PSCH FIGHT FOR GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

by Sarah Lawson August 10, 2021

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Super Senior

Dez Machado

Deez machado “oh it’s the super senior dez machado”.

by Starvingboi September 4, 2021

Senior

The highest of the high school hierarchy and the one at the top of the food chain. They and their junior lackeys often eat the freshmen. Get in good with a senior and you are guaranteed protection and popularity for most of your high school life.

A few of my freshman buddies got picked off by a senior. Never saw them again.

Sophomore 1: Man, that guy is cool!

Sophomore 2: He’s a senior, he has his shit together.

by veganphobia August 11, 2022