Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

Super Senior

A senior who is interested in freshman girls.

“Where’s my hug” - something a super senior would say

by CheezePizzaa May 16, 2023

senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.

Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.

by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023

Churchlands senior high school

Dirty overcrowded school that is full of terrible students that like to graffiti anything they can, make messes and vape.
Has an overpriced canteen that is filled with dry food

Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands senior high school, a place filled with assholes, vapers, graffiti and an overpriced selection of everything.
Churchlands sushi is drier than your nan's pussy

by Peakgayperformace September 2, 2023

Senioritis

The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.

Bro, I think Hannah got senioritis, look at those dents on her forehead.

by Ur mums mom February 14, 2020

The Senior NCO

When you get a man in the mood and confirm he has a raging hard-on, then swipe his phone quickly and call his grandparents on speakerphone. He then has to talk to his grandma/grandpa with a boner.

"I can't call my Papa Ortiz back after that ol' homeless lady gave me The Senior NCO!"

by Lady Wordsmith May 18, 2020

Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!

Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*

by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020