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Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep
Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret
by Ssnott August 29, 2016
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Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
by sonicfast June 2, 2007
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Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).
Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.
by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006
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Secret tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting
by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020
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Victoria's Secret

The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.
"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"
by R3V0LN0G4RD November 21, 2018
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Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007
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Victoria Secret

"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"

"It's difficult."
by phili 000 February 8, 2010
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