Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).

Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.

by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006

Victoria's Secret

The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.

"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"

by R3V0LN0G4RD November 21, 2018

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

Victoria Secret

Always accepted and difficult.

"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"

"It's difficult."

by phili 000 February 8, 2010