windows' way of saying "get linux"
It's what happens whenever you try to do ANYTHING on a windows box
It's what happens whenever you try to do ANYTHING on a windows box
by muffin man 2.0 July 25, 2006
Get the blue screen of death mug.1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.
2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.
2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.
by BraceDecade June 18, 2009
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Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.
by Peter April 15, 2004
Get the green screen mug.Paul was going to sneak up and knife John in MW2 but he Defensive Screen looked and turned around and killed him!
by CH4OS October 5, 2011
Get the Defensive Screen look mug.When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.
by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012
Get the Cracked Screen App mug.Term used when a women has small straight asian ass that almost continuation of her back just like a plasma T.V screen!
by lorans January 12, 2014
Get the Plasma Screen mug.When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016
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