Scootapappy

1. Dog dragging it's ass across the carpet to scratch it's anal itch.

That dog just did a scootapappy on the rug!

by OGpappy.Pinto February 4, 2010

Scoot Job

If you have to ask you can't handle it.

Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.

by scootjob223 September 10, 2011

Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.

(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”

by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018

Scooter

My dog. My dog is fricking awesome. He is also a mini schnauzer.

Scooter: RUFFF RUFF BARK BARK WOOOOOF!

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows July 6, 2019

Scooter

A term that describes a really ugly and/or fat chick that you are having sex with or are secretly dating. Because scooters are a lot of fun to ride, until your friends see you riding it.

It looks like _______ (Your name here) is out riding his scooter again.

by Scooter King July 5, 2007

Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021