Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.

"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"

"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."

by Zurit November 19, 2016

turd sandwich

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.

Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(

by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006

Portugese Sandwich

When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.

Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich

by Jbone23 July 5, 2010

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

carbgina sandwich

The combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top. Very full of carbs and very smelly like a gina.

"Wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty pussy."

by clean gina girls @ manhattan college April 14, 2005