salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

salty snack

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017