safe and effective

1. Bullshit

2. A very clear lie.

3. Government and/or big business narrative to conceal truth or enact a scam, conspiracy, or crime against humanity.

“mRNA vaccines are safe and effective”

by Akubra Drizabone December 21, 2024

Safe

Knowing your condom won't break

Dude, this condom is so safe.

by Leo's Oscar August 1, 2016

safe

term used by canyon

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe

by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.

"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".

by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022