samuel kikkert

a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet

samuel kikkert is to do nothing with your life

by timothy hurst October 22, 2018

Samu

A hella sad nibba with no friends.

Yo look at that ugly samu over there

by BballNibba October 27, 2018

Samuel Semasaka

The best mAn alive, can’t be replaced

Look it’s a Samuel Semasaka

by SAMUELSEMASAKA123 December 10, 2018

Samuel Chai

One massive fanny who creates bullshit excuses in order to watch xXMonster _rapes_Litle_Girl_HentaiXx and eat Herbalife protein bars which are cult aproved btw he also enjoys talking to older women who have no lifes and play league and only gain self worth through a horny 16 year old named samuel

samuel chai is a cunt

by Quirky_Orc January 2, 2019

Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.

Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!

by Adewmar February 1, 2019

Samu-Galactix

The name given to Samsung Galaxy owners Samsung Galaxy smartphone

Are you a Samu-galactix ?

by Ren-sama February 20, 2019

samuel cox

a gay cunt

that man is such a samuel cox

by notdragoisadragon April 10, 2019