Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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•outside co-op
•bridge center
•cearns (obvs)
•outside Ann lanntair
•the grounds
And tbh a few other places lol. Then there’s the skets and tbh there pretty bad bc mos of them are like 15 ish and they have done so much lol and the fuckboys are always feeling them up and that it’s sad tbh. The boys just hang around on bikes and the girls just sit about in Starbucks and that. Everyone does that Sarahah shite which is so annoying, they all wait for the fair or hebcelt so that they can get fucked and end up taking Eccies, you will get ripped off if u buy anything from a dealer unless your sound with them,
In all it’s just junkie paradise x
•outside co-op
•bridge center
•cearns (obvs)
•outside Ann lanntair
•the grounds
And tbh a few other places lol. Then there’s the skets and tbh there pretty bad bc mos of them are like 15 ish and they have done so much lol and the fuckboys are always feeling them up and that it’s sad tbh. The boys just hang around on bikes and the girls just sit about in Starbucks and that. Everyone does that Sarahah shite which is so annoying, they all wait for the fair or hebcelt so that they can get fucked and end up taking Eccies, you will get ripped off if u buy anything from a dealer unless your sound with them,
In all it’s just junkie paradise x
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It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.
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dreamed of going to Fantasia...
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was a child. It completely blew my mind! I always
dreamed of going to Fantasia...
John: That trash is a disgrace! Once you have read the
book you will never be the same again. And by the
way, fuckwit, it's Fantastica, not Fantasia!
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