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Caramel Steamer

The act of pouring hot caramel into a gaping asshole, then shitting it out.
David gave me an intense caramel steamer last night.
by Jack's ass January 18, 2011
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going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.
Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.
by dave February 15, 2004
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Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it
"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"
by Tommy F. September 21, 2005
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Steamboated

Being unbelieveably drunk
OMG I jus drank that whole bottle of wine myself - I've never been this steamboated!!!! CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
by N =) January 22, 2009
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steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.
by why are you reading this June 2, 2018
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Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.
1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.
by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016
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Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.
I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.
by SixScotch March 25, 2012
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