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speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..
Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.
by ManEaters anonymous March 10, 2017
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Gerry Speed

When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.
Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!
by Elcapitandongcopter February 19, 2021
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Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect
by Crackycraker June 3, 2021
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speed down

when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do
i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down
by Ghayes14 February 4, 2021
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speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.
"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."
by David Hendrix January 3, 2007
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Wangan Speed

to achieve speed over 186mph or 300kmh on a highway
guy: hey dude wanna do wangan speed
guy 2: yeah sure im down
by z32nation February 1, 2021
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Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021
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