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I Speak The Truth

An Antonymic phrase;

If the phrase is spoken repeatedly over a prolonged amount of time, it is very likely untrue.
by Lightning72 July 30, 2012
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Speaking from your rectum

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...
by W_L January 7, 2010
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i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
by alvin santos June 1, 2007
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The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"
Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!
by Onehighjump February 20, 2017
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i dont speak tags

when someone says something in roblox and it comes out as (######################) you say "i dont speak tags"
RobloxUser123: ##############
CoolgamerProMaxGod: i dont speak tags
by Furnomaly December 10, 2021
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Do you speak Jawn?

A question you ask someone to determine if "Jawn" is a part of their regular vocabulary, and thus whether they speak in an Eastern Pennsylvanian dialect. Jawn is a slang pronoun that originated in Philly. It can be used to refer to any person, place, or thing.
Billy: "Do you speak Jawn?"
Bob: "What the fuck is a John?"
Billy: "Clearly you don't. I guess you're not from Philly."
by kgm/s July 1, 2021
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