Samsung energy

A person who radiates Samsung Energy is a person who acts as if they have a Samsung phone.

Oh my god, stop acting like you have Samsung Energy already!! You got the new iphone a few weeks ago!!

by tresLeches117 December 18, 2023

Samsa

when a samsung user has a kink for jerking off to samsung trailers.

are you a samsa?

oh yeah i am

I AMMM

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

samsies

samsies is when you agree and share a similar thought or feeling to what someone else has said

john: i feel really sad atm
oscar: samsies

by 444.eeshax December 20, 2023

Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."

God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2024

Samsú

Irish connotation based on the small danish Island of Samsø, where locals capture more carbon emissions than they emit. Samsú means spending time in Irish nature in a way that doesn't harm the planet, and also encourages authentic native experiences such as basket weaving, jam making, cooking over fire, and living at a slower pace.

I need a weekend of Samsú badly

by Irish Gaelgeor November 13, 2023

samsam

samsam is a pretty girl living in her special world. she might come off as sassy and sarcastic at first, but soon after you find out that she's endlessly creative and she's got the most precious smile in existence. her personality is infectious and she has the purest heart one could find.

meeting samsam is like unintentionally finding a soothing feeling of temporary peace... like discovering a beautiful tree of shade within miles of barren land.

"someone called me pretty today, i finally know what it's like being samsam for a day"

"a happy samsam is a happy week for me"

"this song gives me samsam vibes"

by aproducerandhismug November 24, 2023

Samsú

An Irish connotation that sums up pairing back life to the simple pleasures, usually in nature. Think of Hygge but in Ireland.

I am in need of a weekend of Samsú

by Irish Gaelgeor December 6, 2023