Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.

Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

by niggertrigger May 30, 2013

rubbering

The act of removing false teeth during oral pleasuring to allow your partner to enjoy the rubber like texture of your gums.

Tammy gave me the best Rubbering I ever had last night.

by ChrisMFGaines August 3, 2016

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 9, 2017

Rubber Dick

When you finish masturbating but you're still a little hard
"Rubber Dick"

I have rubber dick.

by ethio_ethio September 29, 2017

rubbermasterbaters

Also known as Crocks.

When one doesn't want to where regular shoes do to laziness, not usually used for masterbating but I'm sure if effective. Worn for comfort not style.

Amanda tells Kyle oh my God you're not really planning on leaving the house with your rubbermasterbaters on those are for inside only

by RoseJones February 7, 2020

chum rubber

a woman who puts a food substance of any kind (normaly dog food) on her private parts and intices a K9 to lick it off for her own sexual gratification.

she is a chum rubber.

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003