melonfarmer 

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

melonfarmer by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

melonfarmer 

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

melonfarmer by Jimini Hendrix September 2, 2003

Melon Farmer 

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

Melon Farmer by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melon Farmer 

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003

melon-farmer 

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

melon-farmer by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

melon farmer 

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

melon farmer by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011

Melon farmer 

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

Melon farmer by estythebesty November 12, 2009