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Clutch Cream Run

A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.

Term originated by the Nard Dog.
Steve: Guys!!! Just got back from Baskin Robbins!!

Alex: Awwwww Yea!

Gary: Clutch cream run bro!
by Alex Steel December 19, 2010
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runescape

An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.

I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.

The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.

The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.

Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.

That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.
Studies show that runescape has increased suicide rates by 20% since the release of RS2
by pajaime December 31, 2007
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rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"
by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet
by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010
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rusydi

Rusydi is a handsome and good looking man.He usally gets whatever he asks for and will never give up easily in any kind of work he is doing.He is kind and knowledgable man too.
It is use in to definate a good looking or attractive people.

1.Fuyoih Rusydi seyhh
2.I want to become a rusydi when I grow up.
by Rusydi June 12, 2017
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Rush B

Rushing bomb-site "B" on CS:GO's Dust 2 map is a popular but extremely poor tactic frequently used noobs and professionals alike when funds are running low on the Terrorist side. Bomb-site "B", which is far more confined than bomb-site "A", is theoretically easier to take with cheaper weapons that lack accuracy at long range. Sadly, most attempts to "rush B", especially when the Counter-Terrorists are expecting it, end in a massacre for the Terrorist side.

The term "rush b" is often shouted over voice chat, especially by Russian players, who tend to use this tactic more than American or European players for some reason.
"Boys, I think we need to spice up our strategy."

"Rush B!"
by SteamShovel November 28, 2020
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Proxy Rush

Noun
A very fast rush in StarCraft used by Terran and Protoss players involving building your Gateway/Barracks near your opponent's base in order to minimize walking distance for your troops.
I got owned by a proxy rush today.
by Murkyith14 January 31, 2008
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019
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