Rape ride

The van that parks at the library, Valentino’s, and the vacant parking lots in Hudson New Hampshire

I saw the rape ride so I ran

by Rape ride February 23, 2018

Bonus Ride

A free ride on mass transit.

When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.

by MTA Rider December 4, 2009

ride down

Driving by someone's house

Hey girl I'm going to ride down by you later

by naturallyRonnie February 14, 2015

Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

riding bicycles

cycle of steroids

I am riding bicycles this month.

by Hotkilla December 29, 2015

rep ride

To space out on one's job responsibilities; or, to be missing from one's desk for long, unexplained periods of time.

BOSS: "Where the hell is Mitch? The system is down and the users are screaming!"
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."

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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."

by Annoyed with Mitch September 9, 2005

This ride's closing!

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use

Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!

by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016