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Richard Stallman

Founder of the Free Software Foundation and one of the most popular figures in open-source. A complete nutjob of a person.

-Richard Stallman has called Bill Gates evil for asking users to stop pirating his software (a version of BASIC)

-Richard Stallman has accused the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation of ruining many third-world countries

-Richard Stallman says that proprietary software is outright evil

-Richard Stallman is obsessed with the phrase "GNU Slash Linux" and will correct anyone who calls it just "Linux" to no end. He's also been known to refuse speaking requests to those that don't use "proper" terminology.

-Richard Stallman, in his new GPLv3, won't let any GPL'ed software be used on hardware that implements DRM, hurting relations with hardware vendors.
"Protesting against proprietary software in April 2006, Richard Stallman held a 'Don't buy from ATI, enemy of your freedom' placard at a speech by an ATI representative in the building where Stallman works, resulting in the police being called"
You can't make this stuff up
by r3negade August 18, 2008
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Richard Gill

Richard Micheal Gill (noun)
Species type-Chode
Area Found-the inside of moldy boxes

A Richard Gill or "fats mcgee" as it is more commonly known has three distinct characteristics
First off a Richard Gill smells like an asshole stuffed with doritos the cheese kind-extra cheesy-with an overwhelming stench of axe
Come to close to a Richad Gill and you will either pass out (lack of clean air) or your eye brows will burn off

Second a Richard Gill has long golden greasy locks of hair, Fabio can't compete, so boys keep your wives and girlfriends away because at first glance of a "fats mcgees" hair and any female will fall instantly under his spell-they especially enjoy his valuptious moobs

And lastly the third and very rare way to identify a Richard Gill in the wild-but indeed only found in a richard gill is the lack of male genatalia-the very few eplorers to have been unfortunate enough to gaze on this rare sight struggle to A; loctate the genetals of a richard gill and B; identify the gender of a Richard Gill

Alternate common names of a Richard Gill; Gill, Gillian, Allison, FFFFick (Fat Fukin Faggot Female Fupa...basically every negative F word in the urban dictionary....Chick), Constance, Shirley, Rotunda, Sexy, Sexy Tits, Fat, Fat Ass, Faty McFat Fat, Jack McFat, Pimple Bottom, Apple Bottom, Buttons
Alternate common names of a Richard Gill; Gill, Gillian, Allison, FFFFick (Fat Fukin Faggot Female Fupa...basically every negative F word in the urban dictionary....Chick), Constance, Shirley, Rotunda, Sexy, Sexy Tits, Fat, Fat Ass, Faty McFat Fat, Jack McFat, Pimple Bottom, Apple Bottom, Buttons
by jamalwilliams October 20, 2008
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Richard Barkauskas

A tall mexican who enjoys hopping borders from Mexico to Texas and back again. Also, everytime a penny is sighted, he hopps towards it.
guy1: OMG look at that guy jumping the fence!
guy2: nah, he's just a Richard Barkauskas.
by Color The Jew August 15, 2010
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Richard Dawkins

Most famous as an evolutionary biologist, Richie D. is the author of titles such as The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, Climbing Mount Improbable, and recently, Unweaving the Rainbow. A graduate of Oxford University, he has taught zoology at the universities of California and Oxford.

One of the biggest names out there supporting evolution, this scientist is also stunningly handsome, or, in the words of young future scientists, "he's a cutie." Just look at that curl. Awwww.
"Richard Dawkins says we evolved from a bucket of primordial soup."

"The Oxford accent and curl tell me that everything Richard Dawkins says is right!"

"POND SCUM!"
by Stacey G September 25, 2005
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richard ramirez

The worlds most hottest freaking serial killer to exist. I hope everyone simped for him.
richard ramirez didn't deserve to die
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Richard Nixon

The act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.
Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2010
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richard nixon

A Richard Nixon is the act of a woman, or a man, kneeling between two men, and reaching over her head to jerk the men off in a manner similar to Richard Nixon's peace sign gestures.
Wow! Look at that! Cindy's giving those guys a Richard Nixon!
by biggshow13 October 16, 2005
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